Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewmadillo

A Jew and a Armadillo Mixed

Did you see that guy looking for some jewish food, he looks like a jewmadillo

by The Immortal Enforcer March 16, 2010

JEWASS

TIPICAL JEWISH FEMALE

MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS

by $tan the window man December 13, 2010

jewmaican

A person who is half jewish, half jamaican, or just a jewish jamaican.

could be a rasta jew or a falafel loving jamaican.

one time, i dated a jewmaican chick. it was funny to watch her parents argue back and forth in yiddish and jamaicanese.

by MattyFelp June 23, 2007

jewmageadon

when all the jews killed in the holocaust will come back to life and take over the world

jewmageadon

by awesome jew guy January 19, 2010

Jewman

A person who is half Jew and half German. Most likely a mix breed resulting from post-Nazi Germany. Jewman adolescent and babies have special powers that enable them to jump up to 100 ft in the air. A Jewman is constantly at war with people from the Ginger race.

Zach, a Jewman, once killed a ginger while wearing MC Hammer pants.

by Gingervampirewerefolf November 1, 2009

JewMan

The superhero of the Jews he can fly because of his candles at the bottom of his feet, he has a Star of David on his chest and he throws pennies at the enemy. His only villains are Adolf and Captain Aschwitz. His sidekick is JewBoy.

Is it a quarter? No it's a dime?

No it's JewMan!

by SwaggyJew March 30, 2017