Jewlusional

A legally blind, hairy, basement dwelling jew with a tenuous grasp on reality.

you know that guy assuh? i hear hes Jewlusional.

by Dickfergeson88 February 22, 2022

jewnius

a form of genius, but one who specifically knows all about jews and their heritage.

That kid singing all the prayers, hes a jewnius.

by chocoluvr1234567890 May 15, 2009

Jewlissa

Smart-dumb whore that is an over achiver and can't handle the penis

She is definitely a Jewlissa.

by E-man Fritzybear February 27, 2015

jewlish

Being jew and jealous at the same time.

Hense, jewlish

Jordan: Nigga i got some bapes!
Ryan: they gay!!
Jordan: Dont be jewlish!!!
Ryan: haha
Jordan: roflll

by JordannB November 1, 2007

jewlously

Like jealousy, but specifically of jewish things. To want what a Jewish person has.

Pete: Look at Saul's new Mercedes. . . why do Jewish people always have awesome cars?

Mike: Hey there, ease up on the Jewlously, he's worked hard!

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Jack: I've got a seriously Jewlousy issue with Morty's lifestyle. . .

by SR1972 May 17, 2010

JEWnius

A genius but they are Jewish so it only makes sense to call them JEWnius.

Gabe: 12x14 = 168
Jake= OMFG how did u know that u JEWnius

by Anonymous Pubes February 5, 2012

Jewlous

/joo-ləss/adj. - 1. To be jealous of people with Jew level status, money, or power.

Francis was so jewlous of Bryan ballin out in the black Lexus with the bad ass Black chick he'd been eying, realizing he's instead at home wearing a Free Willy tshirt, cutting a hole in the roof for the crane to come lift his fat ass wife out.

by Jew Fat June 14, 2018