1. A variety of unicorn that immerses itself in Judaism.
2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.
2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.
by KC ShadyLyon January 19, 2011
Get the Jewnicorn mug.n. (Ju-neh-korn); a combination of the words Jewish and Unicorn that are defined by a mythological persona of a non-existent being that a jewish, blonde female should display when being approach by a man whose pickup line pertains to his Nazi grandparents.
by MattTheRugger December 6, 2010
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n. (Jew-neh-corn); a combination of the two words, Jew and Unicorn which is defined by a mythological persona of a non-existent being.
EX1:Generally speaking, Jewish women are not the most attractive. To find an attractive jewish women is rare , like seeing a unicorn. She's beautiful & jewish? That's a Jewnicorn.
EX2: Jewish people have many other stereotypes. One of the most common aside from being ugly and having high pitched voices, is their selfish greed and lust for money. Throughout time Jewish people have had a historical record of using superior trickery and sales tactics to sway merchants (both buyers and sellers alike) at tradingpost. A jewnicorn on the other hand, is the word used to describe a honest jew which gives valuable goods away without expecting anything in return. Black jews use the term "$Free.99" to recieve free goods. however a black jewnicorn ( rarest of the rare) would stop you on the street in the bronx and offer you things like protection from evil, free Jordan's (with receipt of purchase). And would say god bless you afterwards.🙏😇
EX3: the deepest teachings of judea are talmudic teachings. In the babylonian talmud, they speak of raping children and offer babies to the "blood god of sacrafice "molech. As Stated in the bible REVALATION 3:9, "Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee." jesus a (jewnicorn) is going to have the "evil Jews" face the lord in all their sin, during the end times (coming days).
EX2: Jewish people have many other stereotypes. One of the most common aside from being ugly and having high pitched voices, is their selfish greed and lust for money. Throughout time Jewish people have had a historical record of using superior trickery and sales tactics to sway merchants (both buyers and sellers alike) at tradingpost. A jewnicorn on the other hand, is the word used to describe a honest jew which gives valuable goods away without expecting anything in return. Black jews use the term "$Free.99" to recieve free goods. however a black jewnicorn ( rarest of the rare) would stop you on the street in the bronx and offer you things like protection from evil, free Jordan's (with receipt of purchase). And would say god bless you afterwards.🙏😇
EX3: the deepest teachings of judea are talmudic teachings. In the babylonian talmud, they speak of raping children and offer babies to the "blood god of sacrafice "molech. As Stated in the bible REVALATION 3:9, "Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee." jesus a (jewnicorn) is going to have the "evil Jews" face the lord in all their sin, during the end times (coming days).
by בן להיטלר September 20, 2019
Get the Jewnicorn mug.Generally Jewish women are not the most attractive So to find an attractive jewish women is rare , like seeing a unicorn.
by Jona dune May 4, 2018
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by Fameless October 7, 2018
Get the Jewnicorn mug.Simply put, a Jew with a foreskin.
A "bris"-- the Jewish ceremony for circumcision-- is typically performed during infancy and is widely practiced in the Jewish culture, making it uncommon or rare for penis-bearing Jews to be uncircumcised.
The term "Jewnicorn" is a portmanteau of the words "Jew" and "unicorn" because much like the horny mythical creature, an uncircumcised Jew is a rare sighting.
A "bris"-- the Jewish ceremony for circumcision-- is typically performed during infancy and is widely practiced in the Jewish culture, making it uncommon or rare for penis-bearing Jews to be uncircumcised.
The term "Jewnicorn" is a portmanteau of the words "Jew" and "unicorn" because much like the horny mythical creature, an uncircumcised Jew is a rare sighting.
Person A: "When I hooked up with Rex for the first time I found out he's a total Jewnicorn!"
Person B: "A what??"
Person A: "A Jewnicorn! Anteater! Rumpleforeskin! He's an uncircumcised Jew, a rare, unique, and pleasantly surprising treat!"
Person B: "A what??"
Person A: "A Jewnicorn! Anteater! Rumpleforeskin! He's an uncircumcised Jew, a rare, unique, and pleasantly surprising treat!"
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