Jewelle

the most weirdest, craziest person. she is very beautiful and a good friend, but if you piss her off she will stab you in your big toe.

kid 1: "jewelle is such a bitch!"
kid 2: "whoa dude! dont say that!"
jewel: (stabs kid 1 and he dies)
kid 2: "told you man..."

by TheCreeperIsMe January 2, 2012

Jenellous

Being jealous of a person named Jenelle.

Damn Jenelles so cool and funny, Im Jenellous.

by imsuperflyguy June 11, 2011

jewells

better than jules
an extremely hot chick who likes to be different.
brilliant in bed.
usually has great assets.
has a mighty fine ass.
loves to please others and her self.
strong minded.
always caring.

hey my name is jewells cause i like it that way! "wink"
jules julie

by notorious wombat August 3, 2009

William Jewell College

William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.

Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.

by mclandie April 28, 2010

Jegellophobia

The fear of jello and it's ability to jiggle by itself.

jello jiggle jegellophobia

by Berreca Germone November 13, 2013

Jewells

Jewells makes the world a brighter place through her ability to find joy in everything and everyone. If you are a friend of hers then you are one lucky bitch because she will move mountains for you and love you with every particle of her heart. No one walks away from her without feeling special, without wanting more of her presence. Being with her feels as effortless as dancing to your favorite song. She is funny, incredibly SEXY, and unequivocally intelligent.

I was having the shittiest day, then I hung out with Jewells and it turned out to be one of the best days of my life

by Isadora Duncan November 12, 2019

Adam Jewell

An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.

'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'

by massivepenisman October 11, 2020