Jewrangutan

A jewish person who resembles an ape. a combination of Jew, and Orangutan

Person 1: Look at that jew, he looks like an ape!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Jewrangutan.

by Keith "the x-factor" Learmonth January 18, 2008

Jewretz

Jewretz (aka the 15inch wonder) is an old legend. The Jewretz was a man who abused ratchets. Jewretz cared nothing of peoples' opinions or what was seen as socially accepted. Disregarding authority and respect to women, he took not what was his, but what was others.

"Just because there is a goalie, does not mean I can not score" -Jewretz

"A hole is a hole" - Jewretz

"If she is down to fuck, she is attractive"- Jewretz

"No always means Yes"- Jewretz

Have you met Jewretz?

by Jewretz (the legend) January 22, 2013

jewcation

A low budget vacation.

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin June 29, 2019

jewcation

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.

Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.

by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

jewcat

Someone that's half jewish and half catholic

Jewcats are double-damned, either you hate em cause they're christian or cause they're a jew

by Aeroshit May 14, 2010

jewray

laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.

Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Jewlatto

A Jewlatto is a mixed Jew (ethnicity wise); from "mulatto." A jewlatto is someone who is of mixed Jewish ethnicity/race, usually half.

It's meaning and construction is similar to "Halfrican."

Does not pertain necessarily to Judaism (the ancient and traditional religion of Jews), but rather to a person's ethnic/racial heritage.

Lin Goldberg is a Jewlatto...she is half Jewish, half Chinese.

by A.J. Wassermann February 22, 2007