Jew Bagel 

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

Jew Bagel by therealsuperman8 February 6, 2009

jew bagel 

bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.

sometimes lox is put in the empty space

hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.

jew bagel by noah seigel September 20, 2005

Jew Bagel 

1. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who messes up another person's combo in a game of 13.

2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).

"While playing 13, De'Jan played a 2 of Hearts, and Ivo, being the Jew Bagel that he is, played a Breaker."

"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."

Jew Bagel by benpizzle May 31, 2009

Man bitch jew bagel 

a d-bag teaher who's entention is to fail most of his teacher class

whats wron woth that man bitch jew bagel

Man bitch jew bagel by JUSE MAN April 14, 2009

bagel eating jew 

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

bagel eating jew by Jarwell September 17, 2016

jewbagel supreme 

Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.

Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.

jewbagel supreme by DonnieDD January 15, 2011

jewbagel 

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

jewbagel by Natalie H. April 30, 2006