Jever

A contraction of the words "did you ever", often used by people in conversation without being corrected. If you pay close attention in any conversation, you will catch this phrase replacing word. Jever is the "Bigfoot" of the English language. You'll never actually see it, but you'll hear it all the time.

Hey Joel... Jever take a dump and not have to wipe?

Jever notice how Mack always conveniently leaves his wallet at home when we go out to eat!?

Jever go to the girls softball game and see Ceni and Tuna coaching their asses off?

by Che Cazzo!! May 13, 2017

jewverty

Jewish poverty. When a jew cries hes broke and doesnt want to pay. Basicly all jews are in a state of jewverty f.s.I.

I told a guy he owed me for some work and he cried jewverty

by free skakel December 4, 2013

Jovert

A clown. He always cracks jokes. A responsible person. He is confident. He is very loyal.

Jovert is a person that makes me laugh.

by bgbgbgqtqtqqt October 18, 2021

Javert

Inspector Javert is the nemesis of the criminal sissy Jean Valjean in Les Miserables by Victor Hugo. He is suave, sophisticated, handsome and aboove all ruthless. He was born inside a jail (or a Gaol) and accidentally (and unfortunately) fell off a bridge to his death. To show what a real man Javert was it is important to look at his work. He was a undercover agent, infiltrating the sweaty student rebellion in gay paris. He was an awesome police officer, never giving up the chase. Indeed, Javert was, to anyone, a role model.

Javert is also a verb, derived from the same meaning. To javert someone is to never stop chasing them up for something.

"I'm Javert, do not forget me, do not forget my name, 24601"

"Oh geezer, my german teacher is really javerting me for my homework, maybe i should Jean Valjean it"

by Jeffrey Douglas August 13, 2006

D'Jever

Once, my friends and I said "did ya ever" so many times that we just started to shorten it with D'jever...

D'Jever have that weird dream that feels like you're falling?

by Elena May 16, 2004

Jebert

A very handsome man.

That man is look like Jebert.

by anonymous June 8, 2021

D'Jever

Did you ever? More proof of the trend towards less intelligible language until it's all up for grabs. You can spell your name "S-m-i-t-h" and pronounce it "Janopski" if you want to (thank you George Carlin).

D'jever hear anything so stupid?

by Greenbomb101 April 10, 2006