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Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010
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Kettering Fairmont High School

A local high school in Kettering, Ohio. Students there are known for their losing football team, winning marching band, and pregnant freshmen. Underneath all of the drama, however, you can find some pretty amazing people and friends that will have your back whenever, wherever.
I hope she doesn't make me attend Kettering Fairmont High School...
by Nerdo9000 September 29, 2011
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Short Jetting

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.
"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."
by 725EC January 23, 2010
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Sketting and Jetting

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?
by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020
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Kettering

A middle class suburban town where everyone under the age of 22 is either a arrogant prick or a wannabe roadman who can only get their hands on lemons but who think they are hard because they know all the words to one Stormzy song.
person;
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.
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lettering

When you fuck one member of any fraternity/sorority for every Greek letter in that organization’s name.
“Maria had sex with Matt and Jack since she’s lettering Delta Theta

Brad had sex with Stacy, Karla, and Tiffany so now he’s lettered Sigma Apple Pi
by greeklyfe May 21, 2018
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Jestering

The act of joking around frantically around friends or just being a jester in front of a group of people!
Tony- *laughing with a huge silence then dancing wildly*

Friend- * opens door* hey stop jestering around in my living room!
by Payaso232 November 25, 2013
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