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southern jetstream

When you put ball or ass sweat in a air humidifier.
Bruh I southern jetstreamed my friend last night while he was sleeping.
by Dino Nuggets April 10, 2019
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jettard

Jettard is a word that has developed its use from the freeware game Tremulous, in which a member or multiple members of the human team (usually noobs) grab a jetpack and generally accomplish nothing while in the air.
"that jettard tried to saw a goon in mid-air, what the hell was he thinking?"

"I cant hear anything over all the jettards."
by Kobrakai3 October 25, 2006
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Jet Star

Jet Star is one of the characters used by the band my chemical romance in the album Danger Days: The true Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys. This character is played by Ray Toro.
by victoria purple October 21, 2011
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Jetstream Syndrome

When a large portion of a Video Game's fanbase consists of teenagers who make the game their entire personality despite only watching a few cutscenes and seeing a lot of memes.
I miss when DMC5 wasn't just a game known for memes, the game's been suffering through Jetstream Syndrome a lot recently.
by MrEggawott February 15, 2023
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Jewstar

A word used, mostly by gentiles (non-Jews), to refer to the Star of David, or the six-pointed star.
Usually used in good-humored jest.
Stacy: "I'm gonna draw a Jewstar!"
by Bearpelt AKA Mage June 16, 2009
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German Jetstream

To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.

Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"
by I Hate Kuwait 112 April 27, 2010
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Jewstard

The rare infusion of equal parts Jew and Bastard.
"Wtf is wrong with John? He didn't throw down on the bag and got all pissed we didn't use HIS bong."

"Man, that guy is always a Jewstard."

Famous Jewstard- Mel Gibson
by Peacex420 July 1, 2011
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