This woman has looks and brains, shes a great role model for young girls, a great actor, hot, a great mother, hot, oh yeah did I mention she's hot?
If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.
If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.
Guy 1: You know Jessica Alba?
Guy 2: Hell yeah
Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.
Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field
Guy 2: Me two.
Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.
Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.
Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?
Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.
Guy 2: Hell yeah
Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.
Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field
Guy 2: Me two.
Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.
Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.
Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?
Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.
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She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.
GUY1: God that Jessica Alba is hot.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.
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