Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts 

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

She's no Jessica Alba 

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.

Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."

She's no Jessica Alba by lyssaloo July 12, 2009

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit 

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Jessica Simpson Syndrome 

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

Jessica Simpson Syndrome by Michael F. January 31, 2005

jessica simpson 

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

jessica simpson by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jessica simpson 

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

jessica simpson by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

Pull a Jessica Simpson 

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

Pull a Jessica Simpson by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010