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Jess's 7th Ring Treatment

The 7th Ring Treatment or the more formal version (Jess's 7th Ring Treatment) is the specific act of two partners, where the more dominate out of the two has to have the ability to curl there Tongue into a funnel shape (this may also require a large Tongue depending on partner) and warping it around the head and or shaft of the male sex organ (penis) and rotating the muscles in the Tongue to make little circular motions whilst making another motion of up and down (similar to a Blow Job). it is noted that the one giving the treatment is not allowed to stop until 7 minutes after the partner cums.
Non formal version:
"shit bro, she gave me the 7th Ring Treatment last night, felt like ya boi was about to fucking die"

formal version:

"m'lady gave me the forbidden, Jess's 7th Ring Treatment last Fortnight, twas quite the ordeal of ecstasy and barbarous acts.
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Jessie's Girl

A "Jessie's Girl" is an extremely beautiful girl that you could only fantasize about being with, due to her extreme beauty or popularity and the fact that she probably only hangs out with popular guys, or that she does'nt know you exist.

(Hence the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield about a nerd boy loving a beautiful girl but she does'nt know he exists)
Rose is a cheerleader and is extremely beautiful. Nick is average and loves Rose. Rose dose'nt know Nick exists and hangs out with the popular guy. Nick's friend told him that he was "fantasizing about a Jessie's Girl".
by inkfan July 6, 2009
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Jess's Aunt

Suicidal in many different ways involving Jess's aunt going full kermit
did u hear about Jess's aunt she slipped on the razor blade slipped better call 000
by Jess's Aunt December 4, 2017
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Jesse s'd

The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:

a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above

Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"
"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."

"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"

"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."
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Jessi Slaughter

Jessica Leonhardt, now known as Damien Leonhardt.
At age 11, she claimed to have been sexually abused by Dahvie Vanity, to which 4chan decided to be the trolls they are and start a whole cyberbullying situation against Jessi. This prompted a video to be released on Jessi's YouTube account, a video titled "You Dun Goofed Up." The video shows Jessi having an emotional breakdown while her father Gene angrily shouts towards the camera, saying that whoever started the cyberbullying against Jessi has been reported to the cyberpolice and the Florida state police.
BOTDF, being the assholes they are (except Jayy, who is now a drag queen trying to move on from crunkcore), titled a song called "You Dun Goofed" on their album Epic (which is NOT epic at all).
Some time after, Gene was arrested for child abuse after getting into an argument with Jessi and subsequently died of a heart attack while in custody at the police station, leaving behind Jessi and her mother Diane.
But now that BOTDF broke up (thank fucking God), Jessi has since identified as transgender and non-binary, and now runs by the name Damien. Along with that, sh- I mean, they called out Dahvie for sexual misconduct, and since that happened, 21 other women also called him out for the same thing, all of which they were under the age of consent. Just like Damien.
I can't go into full detail due to UD's character limit, so you'll probably have to, uh, I dunno, go to Wikipedia or KYM. They both have some handy resources.
The story of Jessi Slaughter is a heartbreaking one. It impacted the crunkcore scene in a way that caused it to decline, maybe? Is it a good thing? To me, yes! Absolutely! Crunkcore is just the more explicit version of the discography of the Jonas Brothers. Am I supportive of Jessi? Yeah, because the whole thing proves that maybe the Internet should be strictly available to people 13 and up and not some random 11-year-old who had to go through a lot of emotional pain just because her parents forgot to set parental controls up.
by 7568ino February 8, 2024
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Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.
Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....
by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012
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Jess's Aunt

Oh did you see Jess's Aunt last night she slipped and fell into a noose, Yeah she's dead sadly
by BobShocks December 4, 2017
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