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Jerrod's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.
Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.
Jerrod's Law by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007

Jerrod whiteout 

The process of ejaculating into a woman/ man, and proceeding to suck the sperm out, and spiting it on their face
I was fucking this girl, and I did the ™ jerrod whiteout on her
Jerrod whiteout by WaistWords October 22, 2018

Jerrod Shot

That act of secretly taking shots in order to get drunk faster
Tyler must have been taking Jerrod shots because he is fucked up!
Jerrod Shot by uglychad November 23, 2020

pull a Jerrod 

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.
Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!
The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.
Jerrid is a once in a life time guy.
jerrid by Surferslol August 7, 2016
Coolest dude you will ever meet. Loyal and real. Street smart and book smart. Real to his potnas and charming to the ladies. There's two sides to this dude, you don't want to see the other side. Cross him once and you done.
Jerron a cool ass lil dude.
Jerron by realrecognizereal1 August 24, 2019