Jerksack

noun, the bag of skin which holds your testicles, thus containing several drain babies, or even the potential for human life

Before my hot date, I think it's best that I empty my jerksack.

by Hot Rocks December 9, 2008

Jerkstain

The whitish stain left on any object resulting from male masturbation.

You goddamn jerkstain!!!

by Jewbitch March 29, 2007

jerkslap

the act of slapping a jerk or an asshole; to slap someone you don't like, usually a jerk

Max thought that girl was a rude whore, so he jerkslapped her calling her a useless jerk face.

by Sektatasek April 20, 2009

Jerkster

1. Someone who thinks they being a jokester, but they are being a jerk. 2. When a jerk tries to be funny, but it doesn't work.

Chris thought he was being a funny jokester all morning long with his antagonizing words towards Andrea, Andrea thought he was being a jerk. Chris was not funny or a jokester, he was being a jerkster.

by freekin4u June 2, 2015

jerksauce

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.

Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."

by PeeBee October 17, 2005

Jerkstick

1. Another word for penis.

2. A general insult

1. ....so she stuck her hand down his pants and whipped out his jerkstick in front of everyone.

2. Kayla: No, I'm not going
Karl: why not!?
Kayla: I have shit to do
Karl: Please!?
Kayla: FUCK NO!!!
Karl: STOP BEING SUCH A JERKSTICK!!!!!

by xtankgirlx October 12, 2009

jerkster

a person who used to be your best friend for a really long time. and then turned into a mean backstabbing friend who treats you like crap. only you might have trusted them with your secrets and feelings which gives them something to use against you, because they know you and what are your dreams goals and fears. they use these against you.

Paul used to be our best friend before he turned into a jerkster.

Hey, Jenny remember our ex best friend Lilia?
Yeah she has turned into a jerkster.

by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010