jerkoff juice

Crude slang for liquid personal lubrication products such as Astroglide.

Nah, I spent the night in with a bottle of jerkoff juice.

by eslampiece December 20, 2006

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

Joe Jerkoff

Another word for cuck

She fucked him and now I look like Joe Jerkoff

by Hauptmann Shank January 4, 2019

Jerkoff

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.

That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.

by Reign November 3, 2004

Jerkoffasaurus

a jerkoff so over the top that he's a dinosaur

Matt is such a Jerkoffasaurus.

by Cletus John March 5, 2006

Jergenoff

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

by Bondz January 13, 2010

Jerkoff

Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.

Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.

by YourWorstEnemy January 19, 2005