Jens is a guy who knows how to have fun and be cool in difficult situations. He is also a good athlete but is often really lazy. An other name for him is JESUS or GOD.
by Yourbabybrothergirl2 June 04, 2020
fuck jens dude i fucking hate that guy hes such a fucking cunt why the fuck wont he fucking give me a ride to haggen
you know jens? yeah i hate that guy because he charges me $20 for a 5 minute ride to the grocery store
Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket
Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
by RiceEater007 November 02, 2017
by Jensthecat July 27, 2020
by Geyrider March 26, 2020
Jens is a very nice and friendly guy. But he can be a dumb as ni**a some time and cloud beat everyone he sees and is mad at.
by The true fact speaker February 06, 2020
Jens is a good person, most Jens’es will become teachers even tho some might not. He has a good personality and is a trustful and kind soul. He loves animals but hates somethings :3
by Liscake September 18, 2018