Jenkem

For those who have hit a tolerance for sniffing glue, Jenkem is a cost efficient hallucinogenic drug which is composed of the individuals own faeces being fermented. The substance is inhaled similiar to glue, and the side effects include a highly powerful rush. The taste of faeces only lasts a month, which is unfortunate as the drug loses flavour over long time use.

CJ was unable to finish his art work due to being on a constant high from jenkem which is his own fermented faeces.

by SeniorGreenTeam July 26, 2022

jenkem shaman

A jenkem shaman is a mix between a crust punk and Haight street nomad/hobo. Usually someone from the 'burbs that got a little too much into smoking crack and playing the accordion in a street band. These fine specimen usually reside in Golden Gate park during day time and at night crash in your house and sometimes copulate with your friends or roommates, who are usually the ones responsible for letting them inside in the first place. They wear patchwork pants adorned with spoon and harmonica holders and wear some article of fake fur at all times. Basically, jenkem shamans are shitty gypsy grifters.

Girl 1: "Hey, who the fuck smoked all my weed and stole the compost bucket!?"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"

by drgonch May 14, 2010

jenkem

Fermented mixture of ripened sewage used primarily in Africa and third-world Near Asian countries as a glue-high substitute.

Many orphaned and deprived children in civil-war torn Sub-Saharan Tanzania are dependent on jenkem.

by Kazhakkey Szervusz-Thackur November 10, 2005

jenkem

getting a bottle pissing /and /or shitting in it and tapeing a baloon to the top and letting your piss and terd ferment for a few days,weeks even and then removing the baloon and inhaling the gas to get a awsome high.

The young african addicts could not afford drugs so they invented jenkem.

by watties69 February 15, 2009

Jenkem Gangster

A person who creates and distributes the human waste drug, jenkem (more commonly known by its street name, Butt Hash) for mass consumption

Guy #1: So let, me get this straight, you made me quit my job in order to sell shit to stoners?

Guy #2: With the low cost of production, we can totally streamline the production of Jenkem. We can live like Jenkem Gangsters!

by bknapp5 March 5, 2009

jenkem

a fictitious drug. jenkem is supposedly made from human fecal matter and urine, which is left to ferment in a container with a balloon over the opening to collect the hydrogen sulfide gas that is released. kids across the nation are said to be huffing the gas to get high.

do you think anyone is actually stupid enough to try to make jenkem? they would get some gnarly dragon breath.

by inez_jimenez December 2, 2007

jenkem

A hallucinogenic drug made out of the collected fumes of fermented feces and urine. One makes jenkem by filling a plastic bottle with urine and feces, capping it with a balloon, and leaving it in the sun for a few days.

Also known as: butt-vapors, ass gas, That Funky Air (TFA), Shit n' Piss (SnP), Slam Dump, Huff McGruff, Pooter Juice, Terrence and Phillip

"Jenkem is a shitty drug."

by timmyreal November 20, 2007