Jemimah

She is sporty, athletic, a drama queen intelligent, beautiful and kind. She is an amazing friend and would make the best girlfriend. If you ever meet her then never ever let her go she will always be the most special funny and pretty girl you meet. She will have brown hair and a dark brown greenish eyes, she will have many freckles and a great style. She is very much loved my everyone who looks at her. She gets all the attention from her closest friends and at least 5 boys will always be crushing on her. most people will be jealous of her but when they get to know her they will see the goofy and cool personality she has. If you are a boy then you will need to hurry because they are never single for long. They truly are the most beautiful, kind and loving people you will ever meet.

jemimah was the most popular cute girl in the wholeschool

Jemimah by swagsurfer_girl November 24, 2021

Jemimah

She is sporty, athletic, a drama queen intelligent, beautiful and kind. She is an amazing friend and would make the best girlfriend. If you ever meet a Jemimah then never ever let her go she will always be the most special funny and pretty girl you meet. She will have brown hair and a dark brown greenish eyes, she will have many freckles and a great style. She is very much loved my everyone who looks at her. She gets all the attention from her closest friends and at least 5 boys will always be crushing on her. most people will be jealous of a Jemimah but when they get to know her they will see the goofy and cool personality she has. If you are a boy then you will need to hurry because Jemimah are never single for long. They truly are the most beautiful, kind and loving people you will ever meet.

one thing that is truely impossible is to hate a Jemimah

Jemimah by swagsurfer_girl November 24, 2021

Jemimah

She is sporty, athletic, a drama queen intelligent, beautiful and kind. She is an amazing friend and would make the best girlfriend. If you ever meet a Jemimah then never ever let her go she will always be the most special funny and pretty girl you meet. She will have brown hair and a dark brown greenish eyes, she will have many freckles and a great style. She is very much loved my everyone who looks at her. She gets all the attention from her closest friends and at least 5 boys will always be crushing on her. most people will be jealous of a Jemimah but when they get to know her they will see the goofy and cool personality she has. If you are a boy then you will need to hurry because Jemimah are never single for long. They truly are the most beautiful, kind and loving people you will ever meet.

Jemimah is soo cool

Jemimah by swagsurfer_girl November 24, 2021

Jemimah

He's cooler than you.

jemimah is the coolest dude ever hes just so cool

Jemimah by mimistoocool June 12, 2023

Jemimah Rodrigues 

Indian cricketer. Entertaining. Christian. Funny. Very talented cricketer. Amazing guitarist and singer. Hockey player. Girl crush!

Did you see that amazing cover drive by Jemimah Rodrigues in yesterday's match?
The cover of 'Ilahi' by Jemimah Rodrigues is amazing.

Jemimah Rodrigues by Obsessed0518 January 16, 2021

Aunt Jemimah'd 

To inject maple syrup into a Black girls anus for the purpose of having her squirt it out on either a stack of freshly made pancakes, or her partners face or mouth. The white equivalent of the aunt jemimah is known as the mrs.buttersworth.

L-Dawg: Yo C-Dawg i totally aunt jemimah'd that hood rat i met at the club last night, i cant believe u let her squirt ass syrup on u!
C-Dawg: ya brah i had extra syrup layin around, and i had to use it some how!

LaQuisha totally ruined my plans of waffles today because she used up all the syrup when she Aunt Jemimah'd herself last night!

Aunt Jemimah'd by P-bone~A.Drew~Coletrain October 29, 2009

Uncle Jemima 

Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.

Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor

'More fun than Pancakes!'

Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?

Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.

Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!

What the hell does that mean?

That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!

Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!

Sammy: What you swattin' at?

Uncle Jemima by rremundo July 7, 2006