jaggon

Shoulder mounted wang on the South Park alien Jewzian thing

"O yah yah suck my jaggon!" Stan: I don't know what this is but I think it's really really wrong.

In Soviet Russia the jaggon sucks YOU

by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003

Mrs. Jegge

a human egg that thinks they can teach but has a fake degree

IF YOU EVER MEET A MRS. JEGGE TAKE COVER

by LeO4show February 20, 2017

jegging

A piece of clothing which is a cross between jeans and leggings. Usually made from polyester, cotton and spandex.

"Are those jeans?"

"No, they're jeggings! They're way stretchier!"

by Bri12345 June 18, 2009

Jeggies

Northern Irish slang for stinging nettles.

I just got stung by those jeggies, did you see any Doc leaves about?

by RuaW June 9, 2009

Joggo Bomb

A rolled up piece of fruit leather (Fruit Roll Up, Fruit By The Foot, etc.) tightly compacted into a small sphere, typically inserted into the mouth whole.

I'll trade you my shark bites for that Joggo Bomb!

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

Mrs. Jegge

A human egg who doesn't properly teach so depends on a website to help her students learn when they don't learn anything, doesn't have a legit degree

Person 1: Did you learn anything in Mrs. Jegge class?
Person 2: Nah man, her class is so bad, and she can't teach shit so she uses a website to teach us

by LmaoNoInfoForYou February 26, 2017