jefferine

An noun representing a respected human being found in urban to suburban environments known for spending more hours studying at home than the hours spend in school, hanging out, and sleeping combined. Typically, a jefferine would be dissatisfied with a 99% because he or she believes that the amount of time put into studying should correspond to a 100%.

A: Why does John always rush home right after school?
B: Haven't you heard? He's a jefferine; according to my arithmetic, 7 hours of school and 5 hours of sleeping amount to 12 hours, so he has to spend the remaining 12 hours studying.

by mrexotic September 5, 2012

Thomas Jefferson

Basically a guy who had a lot of beef with Alexander Hamilton.

teacher: "Thomas Jefferson was a cocky son of a bitch"

me: "oh trust me, I know."

by hamiltonlafayettemulligan August 11, 2017

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population

"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014

Justin Jeffrey Hedquist

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.

Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol

by Justin gives blow jobs to men December 7, 2021

Jeffyeet

A person who is absolutely shit at any game that he has ever played and will play.

Person 1: Have you not warmed up today why are you acting like such a jeffyeet?
Person 2: Sorry, today is just one of those days where I can't score for shit.

by nibblerochoppa September 19, 2020

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.

"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"

by BigBoi492649 June 28, 2018

Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by mitt namn January 9, 2020