JeBron Lames

A basketball player hyped up on HGH and is over dramatic when he doesn't get a foul call his way or falls down.

If JeBron Lames would quit whining and just play, perhaps Cleveland could win a championship.

by The1DickBastard January 26, 2010

Jebrovah's Witness

One who adheres strictly to the Bro Code and preaches door to door from the Book of Brob.

Dude, Kyle keeps trying to get me to join Sigma Phi. He's such a Jebrovah's Witness.

by NilBilly April 8, 2010

Jebron

Me steal yo girl

Jebron will still your girlfriend as quick as lightning

by Eat ass 1772 November 21, 2018

jebroni

A male who wears Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle. They spike their hair and act very preppy. The are douchebags most of the time.

Kid 1: Hey you see that guy

Kid 2: You mean Dave?

Kid 1: Yeah he wears to much A&F

Kid 2: Oh Yeah he is a jebroni, no doubt about it.

by John Stienman August 5, 2008

Joebroni

One who is always wrong. This individual faces constant roasts from their acquaintances and those who they hardly know. Commonly found ingesting fecal matter from the sphincter of gross humans

Wrong again! You are such a Joebroni. Roasted, this level!

by MRSA Man April 18, 2011

Jebrone

A synonym for a complete tool. The only difference is that you can say it to a tools face and they will have no idea that you are calling them a tool.

Sup jebrone.

by Anonymouskittykittylicklick35 September 15, 2009

Jebro

Often referred to as Jebro Christ, is a worker of many miracles. Cousin of Jesus Christ.
Often heard saying "the revolution is commin' and How boutcha' Many of his followers are awaiting "the" miracle which is the absolute extermination of all races who are not white. Also can be heard using "whoa" as a common greeting. Hypersensitive to sugar, possibly his only weakness next to whitnessing inter-racial sexual acts.

"hey Jebro how are ya?" "Whoa!"
Person: Whats up Jebro? Jebro Christ: Howboutcha
Person: fuck this place Jebro: Dont worry the Revolution is a commin

by jebro March 10, 2009