Jecardo

Dick dick dick dick dick.

Jecardo: Dick dick dick dick dick.

Kyle: Dick.

by Jecardo January 2, 2012

Jewtard

A person of Jewish decent who is bad with money

Mr. Goldberg called his nephew Joel a Jewtard after he fucked up the freitag account

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

jeetard

A fundamentalist Christian who is deluded by his/her beliefs to the point of losing almost all capacity for reason, thus becoming mentally retarded. Dervied from "Jesus" and "retard".

If you believe that the world is only 10,000 years old and in creationism, you're probably a jeetard.

Kent Hovind is a jeetard.

by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

Ball Gobbling jewtard

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW

Wow, that guy is a ball gobbling jewtard!

by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009

Jewtard

Combination of "Jew" and "Retard". Horribly offensive, racist and always derogatory.

Matt, you're such a jewtard.
Matt is so jewtarded.

by TheDuece June 15, 2008

jewtard

not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of FUCKTARD and DOUCHETWAT. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly fucked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to 'fix' natures problem before this 'person' can infect and destroy humanity.

NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.

WOW!!! what a jewtard. its amasing anyone that dumb can even remember to breath.

by Oxman85 February 1, 2007

Jetard

U fast af that u jetard outta there

Mom: come here imma give u an asswhoopin

Son: not before i Jetard outta here

by Papichulo90:)) March 10, 2019