jewish piano

A pocket calculator

Slomo pulled his Jewish piano out to work out a price.

by Habibul Bashar April 13, 2022

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jeb is a mess

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-

person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess

by joji September 24, 2016

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Jewish Workout

A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).

George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.

by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013

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Jewish Louie

The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.

Did you hear Cole pulled a Jewish Louie on Melissa?

I bet that was a sight!!

by Realniiiiiiiccceeee July 8, 2022

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Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

by extheist April 12, 2009

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