Freakus jeepers

Three creepy Thompsons toking on the Doobus and freaking their blonks in the name of Timothy Thompson the son of freakus jeepers

Freakus jeepers in a sentence

“Can I hit that darling freakus doo”
“Uahhhhhh”
“Timothy bacyuah shtoiky”

by Freakusofclomp January 12, 2022

japernuz

The cool way to spell/say japanese

David: "miyageta yazora no hoshi tachi no hikari."

Auhbon: "That there dun sounds like japernuz to me"

by VGKdavid March 30, 2009

Jesper

Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.

Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.

by taibwo921 December 12, 2016

jeepers creepers

1) intj. An expression of extreme surprise. Derived from "Jesus Christ".

2) n. A weird-ass movie.

1) "Jeepers creepers! He just shot my brother! ...my idol..."

2) "Dude, I saw Jeepers Creepers last night. That is one fucked movie."

by Fugerko.? December 23, 2003

Jiaper

A small diaper that is secured around a mans penis to prevent an inconvenient mess or stain inside ones pants after he ejaculates.

I jizzed in my jiaper!

by dykle03 April 12, 2010

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.

"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"

by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019

Jeepers cats

A word used out of frustration. Simular to someone saying;"jesus christ."

Commenly used in places like Pennsylvannia in the country

Mari: "Joanie get off the couch, your not sleeping there."

Joanie: "Yes I am, why can't I?"

Mari: "That is not where you are sleeping, you are sleeping in the other house."

Joanie: "I can sleep wherever I want."

Mari: "Jeepers cats Joanie, just get up."

by NeoBerserker January 2, 2005