Meat Jabber

The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.

"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.

by Lynams Moustache January 6, 2012

A Jaben Brown

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown

After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.

by Demetriusdomiko May 29, 2019

Lim Jaebeom

Lim Jaebeom a.k.a Def is a a singer, dancer, a model, an actor, a composer and also a painter. He is the sexiest leader.

Lim Jaebeom from GOT7 is a living sculpture of Greek God.

Lim Jaebeom a.k.a Def is the finest man on earth.

by factsonli October 31, 2020

Jabetis

When the word "diabetes" is said in a Filipino Accent.

"Too much sugar can give you diabetes" is now "Too mutz soogar can gib you jabetis"

by Jabetis November 11, 2013

jabbe

Jabbe is a universal word used by uneducated primates from mississippi while ordering slaves (niggas) around in the fields.

Could you please pitch those jabbies on the compost heap?

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

A Sloppy Jaben Brown

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head as he cums. Also search for a jaben brown

After a huge party Joshua wanted to give Perry a sloppy jaben brown, Perry refused.

by Demetriusdomiko May 30, 2019