Jasiely

Used on a male, being completely unattractive, throwed ,ugly or physically deformed.

Having the complete opposite effect when used on females.
They are the most gorgeous creatures to roam the earth since like 1995 bih.

Girl 1: Wow, he's such a Jasiely!
Girl 2: I know! And He smells!

Guy 1: Damn, She a Jasiely?
Guy 2: Straight up bro.

by ManDimeForLife. May 19, 2011

Javier

Highly multidimensional guy with many facets. He can be a tough-headed beast doing reps on the bars one second, and then make a girl feel like a princess the next. A little flirty, but always honest, and a great deal stronger than he believes. He may not always see the good in himself, yet everyone else can see it clearly. Some days he deserves a good slap upside the back of his head, but usually, all he needs is a hug. A Javier is a lot of fun and easy to get along with, though he is very set in his beliefs where it counts. Half devil, half angel, and completely amazing.

Javier is a good guy that you don't wanna mess with, EVER. Get to know him, and you'll either love him with all your heart, or else you'll run screaming for the hills... It all depends on your own assholery.

by TrackerElf;) January 6, 2013

meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

by Hordriss May 10, 2006

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

JACIEL

A skillful, very chill, and fun person to hang out with but its gonna take some time to be close to you

Person : Jaciel is so chill I wanna hang out with him sometime

by Die mond March 18, 2017

MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.

by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009

Javier

A Javier is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. It will only take a few days to fall in love with a Javier. Every girl wants him and once you get a crush on one you won't ever forget them. They are athletic and very smart but they will say otherwise. He will be a gentlemen, very loyal, and very cute. Once he wants a girl he will do everything in his power to get her and never let her go. If you meet a Javier keep him in your life forever he will be there for you always.

" Did you see the new kid?"

"Yeah that is Javier, isn't he so cute!"

by 4evermydear May 25, 2018