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Jacassian

{From 'Jackass' (n) + 'ian'}

Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.

Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.

Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.

Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!

Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
by 7-eleven May 21, 2010
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Jacation

Jacation - Serving time in jail.
Francisco is on a three month jacation and should be home in about two weeks.
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jasahni

jasahni is a funny person and she light s up the whole classroom when she comes in everyone loves jasahni
jasahni is Ja'Hyraa bestie 6/6
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jacab

A crazy person who is fun but sucks at dancing he's funny and smart he loves everyone and everything his friends and family are very important to him and just a person u wanna hang out with
Hey jacab u suck at dancing
by lighterchaff42 December 23, 2016
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jasain

a rare jew/asain hybrid found only in select parts of the world
Damn, not only is that jasain stingy but he is also great at kung fu.
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Jacademic / Jackademic

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
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jasalin

A jasalin is one of the most beautiful girls in the world, even if she has a bad temper she’ll try to control it for the ones she loves . She’s super awkward but in a good way . If you have a jasalin in your life you will never be bored she’s a great friend and an even better girlfriend. You never wanna let her go and if you do you’ll regret it
Jasalin is my bestie for life.
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