jargoyle

A rare sub species of gargoyle that can only be found in wet humid climate perched on ceramic or glass jars. Mature gargoyles can be recognized by an accumulation of mildew.

"I thought I god-damn lassoed a normal fucking gargoyle but it was a fucking jargoyle. God fucking gargoyle"

by FuckingJargoyles(MTCMSB) May 13, 2019

jarney

A large scaled man who enjoys grilling burgers and hot dogs while receiving whack-a-mole hand jobs from abnormally large breasted Tori moran “with a hint of spit”

Been feeling hella jarney lately, I might have to setup shop at olive tonight.

by Spiderface123 March 25, 2023

jargen

used to tell someone you dont understand something or someone lingo

"i dont understand all this legal jargen"
"i dont understand big bob's random jargen"

by Toby Mooch September 9, 2005

Jargershnitzal

-a form of low quality beer at the e-club
-going out with the bros on a Friday night after a hard week

Bro we are about to get some Jargershnitzal.

Friday jäger snitz.

It's going down jäger snitzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

by Camp scawhb-o January 10, 2014

Jarvey

I'm writing this and hoping it gets improved because this is how strong my love is for this guy name Jarvey he's so juicy oh my god im gonna BUST

omg he's so sexy x omg hahahahh daddy jarvey

by jarveyishotx3 September 8, 2021

salty jangey

When your math teacher whips a student with his anal beads all the while screaming about dogs and logs

"Ugh, Mr. Langevin gave Nicole a Salty Jangey! Again!"

by saltyjangey101 March 10, 2015

beef jergey

A nickname for someone named jermey.

Person 1 :“Yo did you see what jermey did?”

Person 2: “You mean Beef Jergey”

by Drew Gorman November 30, 2021