The most amazing kid on the planet!!! Except when he cuts off his cats whiskers and makes her fall off roofs. One of the sweetest little ninja that you will everrr meet:).
by L&N cat soap company January 23, 2011
Get the Jarenmug. A walking wikicyclopedia who knows random facts about all and everything. Same jaren that is referred to in the definition of "jaren's mom"
by cee-shaw October 15, 2013
Get the Jarenmug. The kind of guy that will search his name on Urban Dictionary and decide to write a self aware definition of his own name in an attempt to humor himself that is, as of now, failing.
Person someone named Jaren knows: “Hi Jaren”
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
by Jaren Johansen September 6, 2021
Get the Jarenmug. Charming,tall,100% man...your king come to rescue you....then he lies for no reason over the littlest things...thinks he has his own set of laws and never says he's sorry.big penis' high sex drive
by S. Queen. April 3, 2019
Get the Jarenmug. by baggedmilklmao October 28, 2019
Get the jarenmug. 
The male form of Karen. When confronted with an instance where the Jaren is clearly in the wrong he will attack with poor attempts at trolling in an attempt to garner support. Jarens are extremely fragile.
That Jaren just came into McDonald’s complaining about his whopper and is yelling around the dining room that its a burger so they have to fix it.
by Hadesflower December 2, 2020
Get the Jarenmug.