jarodin

Jarodin is a person that looks like a 40 year old man but also acts like a 5 year old around his friends

He looks 40 he must be a Jarodin

by Cheeseburger eater November 4, 2022

Jaedin

The most beautiful woman in the world. Who is so very smart and takes no bullshit. She's out for your heart and very honest. When she falls in love you know it's true because her heart is hard to gain. When her trust is broken it's hard to get back but she'll forgive you in the long run. She's extremely faithful and will always have your back no matter what you go through. If you take her for granted then you need your ass kicked because no matter how strong a woman she is she can only take so much. She's down for whatever and doesn't judge your interest. Sarcastic at times but really down to earth. If you find a Jaedin don't ever let her go because that'll be the biggest mistake of your life EVER!

A: I just heard that girls name is Jaedin.

B: We need to go catch her because girls name Jaedin are so rare because they're so awesome!

by Wellerrr445566 October 15, 2011

Jardined

When fighting a relative new comer you get visicously knocked out ending with your mouthpiece rolling away like a busted tire

Dude that kid just Jardined that guy

by MMAman654 January 11, 2010

Scoop Jardine

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).

Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that

by Big Skinny RDU December 17, 2009

Keith Jardine

alias: Techno Viking

Keith Jardine is Techno Viking...currently a UFC fighter.

by BenchMax345 May 21, 2009

Jardines

Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."

by Jupo February 4, 2005

Jarednash

1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.

2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.

3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.

Example 1.)

Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!

Example 2.)

Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...


Example 3.)

Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!

by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009