A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017
Get the Jordanism mug.both the men and woman are beautiful people. unlike the lebanise, jordanians are not conceited, yet strut their stuff in a tasteful matter.
men-they do not dwell on their looks and atributes such as their penis because they know how big it is.
woman-they cover their large boobs enough to say they are not slutty and show off their perfect asses just enough.
men-they do not dwell on their looks and atributes such as their penis because they know how big it is.
woman-they cover their large boobs enough to say they are not slutty and show off their perfect asses just enough.
Diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to Jordanian girls.
The Jordanian boy in my class is one hottie!
The Jordanian boy in my class is one hottie!
by d to the damn fly! January 3, 2005
Get the jordanian mug.Jardanium is a male twitch streamer he is always wearing a red Mario cap because it was surgically stitched to his skull
by Robb does stuff November 28, 2020
Get the Jardanium mug.A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
by Blazemauui August 23, 2019
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by fartperson November 22, 2021
Get the jordani mug.(Jer-dan-ihs)Originates from south african tribe, Yurdanos. Word can be used to describe nearly ANYTHING. As you will see there are many examples below.
Somebody smells like a Jurdanis.
Have you been sleeping with the Jurdanis down the block?
Hey, Who cut the Jurdanis?
Your Jurdanis is showing.
Clean up your damn Jurdanis!!
SON OF A JURDANIS!
Kiss my Jurdanis.
Run away! The Jurdanis is coming!
Sir, please put away your Jurdanis!
If I had a million Jurdanis for every Jurdanis, I would be Jurdanis.
The Jurdanis ate my homework!
I was raped in the Jurdanis.
Have you been sleeping with the Jurdanis down the block?
Hey, Who cut the Jurdanis?
Your Jurdanis is showing.
Clean up your damn Jurdanis!!
SON OF A JURDANIS!
Kiss my Jurdanis.
Run away! The Jurdanis is coming!
Sir, please put away your Jurdanis!
If I had a million Jurdanis for every Jurdanis, I would be Jurdanis.
The Jurdanis ate my homework!
I was raped in the Jurdanis.
by J.A.B. July 24, 2008
Get the Jurdanis mug.To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.
Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
by met388 August 16, 2009
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