Jane-doe's (pronounced "JAYNE-doughs") are the random panties or other bits of women's underwear you find scattered around your apartment. A true pair of Jane-doe's will have no identifiable owner whatsoever, and as a result of this may stay on the floor of your flat for weeks on end, collecting dust as you desperately ponder what is either simply a deteriorating mental state, or a complete and total breakdown of sexual standards. See also: John-doe's.
Dude, I've got no idea where that bustier came from. It's a total Jane-doe.
I get so much ass my flat is littered with Jane-doe's!
Yo man, what's with the Jane-doe's? Are those your mom's or your sister's?
I get so much ass my flat is littered with Jane-doe's!
Yo man, what's with the Jane-doe's? Are those your mom's or your sister's?
by LookNotSour August 3, 2011
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noun-
1)a female hick or female person that lives in the country(but not necessarily), may have a country accent, wears camouflage (also not necessary, but a big tip off), and typically an idiot.
adjective-
2)Possessing a jane doe quality.
masculine: see "john deer"
1)a female hick or female person that lives in the country(but not necessarily), may have a country accent, wears camouflage (also not necessary, but a big tip off), and typically an idiot.
adjective-
2)Possessing a jane doe quality.
masculine: see "john deer"
She's such a f#cking jane doe.
Jane Doe should go marry John Deer.
Jane Doe fashion was never in.
That was so jane doe.
Jane Doe should go marry John Deer.
Jane Doe fashion was never in.
That was so jane doe.
by onboardforces February 13, 2009
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-okay girl
*a week later*
she walks in with the other woman's man
Alicia Keys Breaks it down in her song Jane Doe
-okay girl
*a week later*
she walks in with the other woman's man
Alicia Keys Breaks it down in her song Jane Doe
by Jen May 13, 2005
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by S May 13, 2005
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by janedough March 5, 2008
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All the ex boyfriends that won't go away, all the ex boyfriends that are completely irrealivent to the world, all the ex boyfriends that think they are amazing but in reality are going no where in life. These are John Does; but the ones that do all that and then call you crying and blaming you for whatever and thinking there is still a chance. The ones that show up empty handed at your house unannounced. The ones that you don't miss and your main focus is how to get them to leave you alone. Those are Jane Does.
All the ex boyfriends that won't go away, all the ex boyfriends that are completely irrealivent to the world, all the ex boyfriends that think they are amazing but in reality are going no where in life. These are John Does; but the ones that do all that and then call you crying and blaming you for whatever and thinking there is still a chance. The ones that show up empty handed at your house unannounced. The ones that you don't miss and your main focus is how to get them to leave you alone. Those are Jane Does.
Girl one: "sooo Jane Doe showed up at my house last night..."
Girl two: "OMG, will he ever go away? What did he want?"
Girl one: " He was crying so I threw him a box of tampons and went back inside."
Girl two: "OMG, will he ever go away? What did he want?"
Girl one: " He was crying so I threw him a box of tampons and went back inside."
by eiggaMAD November 30, 2015
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