no jammer

a no jammer is when someone in the fandom of bts (named ARMY) are cringy, annoying, or unrealistic. the term "no jammer" comes from a video with the group's leader telling jimin, out of context, "you got no jams", which became a known joke. this group also includes koreaboos

normal ARMY: did you see that photo of jimin?
no jammer: omg yes!! it was so hot i want him to date me 😍 ugh i wish i was korean!

by orangefall November 18, 2018

Jammer

Well Ava says it means “good awesome Music “

Bro this music is jammer

by Jammer July 16, 2019

Tennessee log jammer

2-3 men stand on a ladder with a Male or female participant laying at the bottom. The first man shits, then the second, and so on until all logs have been dropped on the participant at the bottom. Some logs will collide causing a jam.

Last week Frank and Eddie told Martha they needed to borrow a ladder for the neighbor so they could fulfill her dream of a Tennessee log jammer.

by JPBatz May 22, 2019

Jammered

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.

"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."

by Acceptable November 24, 2014

Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.

Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.

by osikko October 15, 2011

Pearl Jammed

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.

Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."

by JDMGio February 10, 2010

brew jammer

n. a beverage ranging from 2-15% alcohol by volume in which barley is converted to simple sugar then to alcohol via yeast. Equiv. beer, suds, stout, ale, barley pop, liquid bread, bock, lager, teddy brewski, liquid happiness.
v. tr. brew jamming, brew jammed, brew jams. to participating in the act of consuming said brew jammer.

How about we hit up the ole' ale house and get brew jammered tonight.

On your way back pick me up a case of brew jamemrs.

In Cheers Norm is always drinking brew jammers but he never seems to get sauced whats the deal.

by richboyle April 3, 2005