A jambie is a name given for a small female creature. A Jambie is a hopeless romantic who loves being inlove. She can only love one person at a time, so the person who she falls inlove with will get all her time, attention and devotion. A jambie is very loyal, she never wants the attention of other men and only has eyes for her one true love. When inlove a jambie will love you for infinity. No matter the distance and obstacles that stand between her and her lover, a jambie will always hope for a happy fairytale-ending. A jambie will do absolutely anything for her man, She will bake him muffins and brownies and give him massages after a long days work. No one will love you like a jambie will. Jambie's are very rare, at the moment only one is known to exist, but it is said that she has apparently already found her man. A tall, strong, handsome gentleman named munchkin who is indeed worthy of all the love that jambie gives to him. If you are ever lucky enough to find jambie, marry her and never let her go.
by Jambie September 29, 2014
Short for "Just Ask Me 'Bout It"
Typically used after doing something either totally epic or completely insane.
Typically used after doing something either totally epic or completely insane.
by JAMBIbro April 30, 2012
by PsYc November 05, 2004
1) The lose asshole of a person who has taken more than one dick up the bum at once on at least one occasion; to be considered a jambis you must be able to fit you're fist in the orifice without much difficulty
2) my college roommate who plays way too much transfer mice and is pretty much all around antisocial
2) my college roommate who plays way too much transfer mice and is pretty much all around antisocial
1: GOD! I was going to just fuck her, but when I saw that jambis I just had to dinosaur your mom that bee-yetch who likes bananas all the way TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAA!
by Sir SqugiyXIII^pi October 07, 2011
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by Ricky r July 23, 2021
E-boy aiming at seducing people on the internet to fill up his insecurities. You can find him in every single Discord singing server
Person 1: oh my God why is this guy still here ? Seen him about 2h ago in the same voice chat
Person 2: Yeah lmao it’s the only thing Jambie has to do
Person 2: Yeah lmao it’s the only thing Jambie has to do
by DdoubleFVce4321 March 06, 2020