jam rag

a garment of clothing or a handtowell used to wipe up one's wank juice after a five-knuckle shuffle.
"craig you mad ed, dont throw your crusty jam rag at me! Oh great, now the dogs licking it!"
by corpsio October 08, 2005
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Jam Rag Joyrider

A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).

The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.

It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!
by MrRudewords May 13, 2011
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probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
by Becks69 December 26, 2007
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Jam rag

by Ffhjjj January 16, 2019
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