Jolleywacker

A jolleywacker is word or slang for a person who is not funny and is terrible at making jokes. This word is specifically used against people you are tired of fake laughing at their jokes at. Or if they are TERRIBLY unfunny.

Jolleywacker: "If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?"
You: "I don't know?"
Jolleywacker: "European!"
You: "You are such a jolleywacker."
Jolleywacker: "What the fuck is wrong with you? That's incredibly rude!"
You: "Fuck off."

by AnimVC May 31, 2023

tallywacker

Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups

At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians

Orig. <French 'tallier'=pull + Western Irish mispronunciation of 'wanker'>

by emigre December 15, 2003

tallywacker

My gargantious third member.

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

by Pete Negwaski! June 26, 2006

tallywacker

Something used to syphon gas out of a car.

"WOW, that guy just stuck his Tallywacker in a gas tank!"

by Pete Negwaski! June 18, 2006

tallywacker

a length of rope use to count sheep. The sheperd would tie a knot every 10 sheep. If one slowed up he would whack them with the tally rope.

He hit that ram with the tallywacker.

by sheepfreebird December 20, 2009

tallywacker

A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.

My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.

by maybenot September 5, 2003

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003