Jalapeno Cheese Stick 

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.

Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....

Jalapeno Cheese Stick by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012

Slutty Jalapeño 

When you bring a spicy, sexy, hot siñorita home and she pegs you so hard your booty burns hotter than California in the midst of a fiery summer drought.

My arsehole needs a fire extinguisher after the slutty jalapeño I received last night.

Slutty Jalapeño by StarryeyedDemon November 11, 2018

Scooby Jalapeño 

The act of smoking weed and getting a scooby snack that is still aflame.

*takes hit from pipe* *spits out flaming chunk of weed* “HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST HAD A SCOOBY Jalapeño ”

Scooby Jalapeño by Tripod9665 December 4, 2018

Jalapeno Musk 

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

Jalapeno Musk by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011

jalapeño fingers

When a guy has jalapeño juice on his fingers and then he fingers a girl and her pussy burns. awwww yeaaaah

Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"

jalapeño fingers by Juan Stamos February 19, 2014

jalapeno torpedo 

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

jalapeno torpedo by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

jalapeñis 

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis by EOC September 19, 2013