Jail Sandwich 

The act of a strong man sticking his reproductive appendage in between two slices of bread. Then the weaker and smaller jail mate has to munch on it. OMNOMNOM!

Chang: Make me a sandwich women.
DeMarkus: Ok here (inserts his strong reproductive appendage in between two plump slices of Wonder Bread).
Chang: Thanks man thats just what I wanted a perfect plump and strong Jail Sandwich.

Jail Sandwich by DeMarkus & Chang November 29, 2010

Jail Seat 

The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.

The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.

Jail Seat by I got Rossed December 28, 2008

jail sequence 

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

jail sequence by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Special Jail Services

An elite unit that was designed by two highly trained detention officers at the Muskgoee City/County Detention Center in Muskogee,Ok. They are known for there quit reaction time in riot/hostage situations in the jail.

"The inmates are going to hurt us, we need SJS a.s.a.p. !"

Special Jail Services by Colin Powell, Tupac, Jay-Z, and Michael Jordan January 26, 2005

jail slut 

A blond, thin person who prostitutes herself to get the shower all by herself.
And in this case (it's very exeptionel), the slut wears underwear!:-o

Oh, so you're in jail? => that's so hot! You're such a jail slut now!

jail slut by C.S. belgium July 25, 2007

Jail Yard Shit

Musical sounds that create a gritty, sinister, depressing, and raucous din that would at first hearing seem to be an inmate's failed attempt at harmony while wasting his hour in the jail yard beating random things against each other quite forcefully and with little grace.

(Daniil starts banging a bottle on a porch and then another bottle in succession)

Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."

Jail Yard Shit by daniil450 June 14, 2016

Jail Bird Syndrome 

A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.

Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.

Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.

Jail Bird Syndrome by T-boneCgy August 19, 2011