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Jagged

Rivethead slang for anything cool especially something related to rivet fashion, music or body mods.
Johnner: Dude did you see the commando boots that dude was wearing.

Lex: Yeah, they were Jagged.
by Nanoforge March 23, 2011
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Jagging

A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic, zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player.

The term jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster trot" in combination with his jagging technique.
Sniper (frustrated): FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S JAGGING!
CurtMACHINEHEAD: You can't hit me, for I have mastered the black art of jagging.
by Anonymous coward. December 23, 2009
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Jag

an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept.
"Did you hear the ludicrous things that guy was saying? What a jag!"
by teekay January 11, 2004
mugGet the Jagmug.

JAG

A tall, homeless looking skeleton with an ugly goatee, manbun, and always wears the same American flag tank top. Literally every fucking day. Has not worn anything but shorts since December of 2017, and even that was like seeing Jesus’ second coming.

Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc.

The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
Person 1: “honestly bro, I’m sÃyin”
Person 2: “bro relax, you sound like a JAG”
Person 1: “why are you telling me this?”
by Moist Cow August 15, 2019
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jagging

by mandingoe May 18, 2004
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Jag

A slang for a British car Jaguar
1-Hey, I got a Jag
2-Wow, sure is a beautiful car
by britishcarsrule March 21, 2011
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Jag

A car built in Coventry, England by Jaguar Cars which is the only known cure for the pain of being a middle-aged man.
Man 1: Hey you look fantastic, so relaxed. Are you on Prozac?
Man 2: No man, I got my Jag.
by Mot77 June 13, 2013
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