jagermeister

a.k.a. Liquid Crack. it will make you do things most liquor won't.

its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.

by Rexall October 12, 2004

Jägermeister

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Also see Jagermeister

Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like

by KingTT February 5, 2004

jagermeister

1. Truth serum.
2. Snitch revealer.
3. Emotion releaser.

Mickel'el drank half the bottle of Jagermeister then he almost killed his mama.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

jagermeister

Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.

IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.

by bubba May 5, 2004

Jagermeister

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.

Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.

by ben October 6, 2003

jagermeister

an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your ass, drink at your own risk

I was hammered off that jagermeister

by Thats right May 26, 2003

Jagermeister Shit

The shit you take after drinking Jegermeister all night. It is so messy that it requires the victim to wipe the back of his or her legs.

The victim usually ends up in the shower to clean his or her self up.

Dude my Jagermeister Shit was so awful I used 1 whole roll of toilet paper on the back of my legs alone. I got in the shower to clean the rest of it off and I ended up having to plunger the shower drain.

by Dan Daly July 13, 2009