Jagaloon

One who commits the act of jagaloonery.

Examples of a jagaloon are; John Madden, The Ravens, The entire town of Baltimore

by RPRIII January 19, 2009

Jagaloon

One who engages in general Jagaloonery.

The Baltimore Ravens are a bunch of Jagaloons.

by The one who hates the ravens January 19, 2009

Jagaloon

when one or more people do something comical or act in crazy ways.

stop head-butting people you jagaloon!

by Otzi March 27, 2009

jagaloon

A person, preferably a man, who is social awkward. Usually has a "deep in thought" look on their face, even though this person rarely thinks. Can being knocked down by a weak gust of wind. Commonly referred to as a, "Steven Plaisance." A person who acts foolish, strangely, or ignorantly. Jagaloons should be kept out of reach of children and monitored around small animals.

The only thing worse than being a loseroni is being a jagaloon.

by ralven April 2, 2011

Jagaloon

A racist word used by a racist crow.

“You’re a jagaloon” - J.C.

by Ufookinwookie March 29, 2022

Geriatric Jagaloon

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.

John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.

by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018

Jagaloon

A mysterious proto human that has done so many butt drugs that there sphincter muscles have deteriorated and it leaks out a trail wherever they go. Common environmental markers have given it a specific ecosystem where it dwells, it's found all over North America and has a sophisticated den, it knows jujitsu and is a worthy opponent to anyone looking for a memorable hunting expedition.

The jagaloon bounty is up this month, I think I smell a good Christmas coming up.

by Royaltease February 5, 2025