Heywood Jafugger

Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.

"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".

Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."

by Ida Eatherout September 22, 2006

jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia

For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

jafakean

A rudeboy. Wigger indigeonus to London who is under the pretence of being of Jamacian descent. Will claim to have a relative in just about every organized crime network ever. Is actually just someone with retarded friends. Will die in poverty.

Ali G is jafakean

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

jayuki

The love between Jason & Miyuki. The bridge between two cultures and two lovers that will unite the countries! (Ship name)

Did you see Jayuki together?! They’re so cute!

by KSeoJun January 28, 2021

jafakin'

a black guy who acts like a Jamaican but isn't one!

Check out this guy.......that's some serious Jafakin' goin on!!

by Jay June 5, 2003

jafakin

A white person who probably loves reggae, but for some reason speaks with a bad, fake Jamaican accent. Possibly sporting dreads as well.

Man did you see Todd? Why was he talking like that.

Oh, he is Jafakin.

by Jip! August 16, 2006

jafum

Just another fucking underwear model.

Sche's jafum (just another fucking underwear model).

by borley4 April 10, 2011