jagermeister

Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.

IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.

by bubba May 5, 2004

Jagermeister

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.

Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.

by ben October 6, 2003

jagermeister

an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your ass, drink at your own risk

I was hammered off that jagermeister

by Thats right May 26, 2003

Jagermeister Shit

The shit you take after drinking Jegermeister all night. It is so messy that it requires the victim to wipe the back of his or her legs.

The victim usually ends up in the shower to clean his or her self up.

Dude my Jagermeister Shit was so awful I used 1 whole roll of toilet paper on the back of my legs alone. I got in the shower to clean the rest of it off and I ended up having to plunger the shower drain.

by Dan Daly July 13, 2009

jagermeister

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.

Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 3, 2004

jagermeister

a wonderful intoxicant of which you can't taste its strength. the beauty of jager is its licorice taste which lets you drink way more than you should.

Jagermeister does not need to bo mixed fuck jager bombs just pull the bottle or take shots

by >*^bUtTe_OrIgInAl^*< January 16, 2008

jagermeister

Hell in a bottle. A German liquor that Hitler invented as an alternative means of killing Jews.

I drank 12 shots of jagermeister, puked everywhere, and got head from a fat chick.

by flunkmonger June 19, 2005