jackson pollock

this is derived from an artistic style which was used by pollock. While your significant other is sleeping you jizz sporadically all over their face and upper extremities. thus creating a form of art similar to that of jackson pollock

i jackson pollocked all over my exs face

by kevo December 20, 2004

Jackson Pollock

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period and the quivering of your dick splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a Jackson Pollack painting.

Wow! It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Jackson Pollock

The splatter shaped residue in underwear after a wet fart

Jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty Jackson Pollock in his pants

by Ass Picture November 27, 2010

Jackson Pollock

To vomit. Named after the expressionist painter whose works look rather like multi-coloured spew. Used in Red Dwarf by Kryten.

I think I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on - Kryten, Red Dwarf.

by steve2977 November 17, 2006

Jackson Pollock

When you shit into a girls vagina and then she squats over a canvas and sprays the shit onto the canvas, you hang it on the wall and jerk off to it.

After art class we went back to my place and enjoyed a jackson pollock, my house still stinks but my dick is raw.

by Nick St Clair September 14, 2009

Jackson Pollocks

Bollocks. Balls. Nuts.

Fiddle-de-dee! I just put my Jackson Pollocks through the paper shredder. How embarassing.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

Jackson Pollock

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.

Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.

by Gerald McFannigan. January 27, 2009