jack's mom

milf all jack's friends want to fuck

"dude i wanna bang Jack's mom so bad"
"same here she's a milf"

by bob dent November 21, 2011

jack's mannequin

Piano Rock, to rock out on a grand piano, upright or keyboard. Kicking over your bench or seat and pounding some ivorys. A Jack's Mannequin might also exhibit the compulsion to dance on a piano.

That band is trying to play some Jack's Mannequin

by MichaelZ May 9, 2006

I am Jack's

These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

by Elliot C. April 13, 2006

Jack's Mannequin

A side project of Andrew McMahon that is actually written with out the apostrophe, just Jacks Mannequin

Andrew said in an interview that it was actually Jacks Mannequin instead of Jack's Mannequin.

by BreeM. December 28, 2005

jack s.

a pull god

jack s. is just the greatest and is a pull god.

by riiiianananananiiiiii February 22, 2019

My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Jack's Mannequin

The perfect shade of "dark blue." Which may or may not be found in a box of crayons.

Oh, would you look at that? Tonight's the prefect shade of Jack's Mannequin.

by Kerosene July 26, 2008