Jacktard

a mixture between a jack ass and a retard

Your such a jacktard

by t_buck09 December 13, 2007

Jacktard

The combination of a jackass and a retard.

That jacktard smashed into a cop car when he was drunk.

by bned March 24, 2010

jackwards

1. Crazy!!! Zany!!! Wow!!!!

2.Ludicrously comical; clownish.

"That shit is jackwards!"

by kim April 16, 2005

Jackwarden

The duties of the Jackwarden are similar to those performed by a modern prison warden, with some notable exceptions. The Jackwarden is a mythical being who works between the worlds of the living and the dead to ensure that karmic debts are paid in full during the time one serves on planet Earth.

It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.

Fate is a Jackwarden, ensuring proper delivery for all the things we thought we could forget.

by Wyrdsmyth November 27, 2020

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

jacktard

a jackass who is also a retard

That jacktard just cut me off!
WTF!!!

by Jack Mr. Box September 1, 2008

jacktard

basically one of the greatest words ever. Also used as an extreme yet hilarious insult.

c-dav: humps the wall
drew: dude stfu you jacktard

by drew s January 1, 2005