Jack Sparrow

A pirate who can melt women with a single glare from those heavily lined eyes. More specifically...Johnny Depp.

Heheheee...i was raped by Jack Sparrow and I enjoyed every minute of it!

by 'Drea Eleanora December 12, 2003

Jack Sparrow

WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)

"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"

by Anna December 9, 2003

Jack Sparrow

There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

by iqwb June 20, 2013

Jack Sparrow

The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW

by rahul007 August 14, 2006

Jack Sparrow

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.

Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*

by shoelessloons September 19, 2010

Jack Sparrow

My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003

Jack Sparrow

1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate

1. "Daft like Jack"
2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"

by deppths of johnny November 22, 2003