Judd

Verb; Judding is the act of guaranteeing a prediction to come true, but then failing to accomplish whatever it is that you guaranteed.

Guy 1: I'm going to score a goal right here.
*Doesn't score goal*
Guy 2: Way to Judd that gay boy.

by PepsiMan July 25, 2012

judd

When a mans foreskin is welded to his helmet due to inadequate hygiene

Ben Cousins has the judd due to chronic masterbation and an allergy to soap.

by Mack P Silk October 2, 2007

Judd

To achieve "Skeetment" or ejcaluation on a sleeping individuals face.

or Dduj; to be asleep and dream of to achieve "skeetment" or ejaculate on an individuals face.

Dude, my wife wouldn't give it up last night so I judded on her face when she fell asleep.

by meowzas November 2, 2009

judd

he is a wonderful man, he gets amazing grades in school but has extremely sweaty hands. A touch from him can save the dryness of africans

dang its so wet in here i guess it got judded

by oramygrosht April 17, 2019

judd

A member of the testudo (turtle) family. Land judd means turtles that maily live on land and water judds refer to the aquatic varieties."Gamora Judd" means the giant tortoises of the Galapagos Islands.

Judds are interesting reptiles to keep as pets.I own a land judd.

by Elvia February 4, 2008

judd

To tell someone to pick up their shit and get the hell out, and be entirely justified in doing so.

My roomie is such a pig, I'm just going to judd him.

by Kgus January 17, 2008

Judd

the dumbest motherfucker ever and the gayest

Judd is dumb

by charlie hines October 8, 2019