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JP - cymbal player. most amazing boyfriend ever! He is always there for you and gives the best kisses. Most likely will fall in love with a cute girl in the colorguard. Crazy, fun, exciting.
Oh how she loves her JP.
by Babydoll91595 September 9, 2010
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JP

when you Jaden Philpott a joke, running it dry until its just not funny
Danny: im so fucking high right now
everyone:HAHA
Jaden saying it for the 783rd time: im so fucking high right now
everyone:Well done you JPed the joke
by Croten101 April 23, 2021
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Originally "Jizz in Pussy", Now commonly used as a slang term for sex, a hot girl, a group of girls (JP's).
Wow, I'd like to JP her!

Damn I need a JP..
by JP All Day June 11, 2007
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A value of 9e99 km

A theoretical number that supposedly determines the length of Jordan's Penis. (Theoretical because no living person can confirm this) Many scientists have traveled great distances to determine the true value, but the feat has proved too impossible. By using calculations, scientists have approximated a number that may be close to the actual length of Jordan's Penis. God only knows how many men have lost their lives to discover if an end even exists. Trying to measure even a fraction of her/his penis institutionalised one of the words most renowned scientists for 3 months. The true value may never be know.
JP is the reason the Big Bang occured.
by Sole survivor December 16, 2011
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Ok, yeah, but what if you knew someone who goes by JP? You actually would be pretty lucky. JP is a kind, charismatic, young soul who gets along with everyone. EVERYONE. So if you have a JP in your life, you've been blessed by some unknown creature.
by Thisdudeisplainweird June 17, 2022
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Also known as Jameson by his Irish parents. He is a huge flirt, and can’t help but stare at any girl named Abigail. He thinks that tapping girls on the shoulder is flirting and making himself available, but it’s incredibly irritating. Won’t shut up about popularity when he’s with people not from school, but we all know it’s a lie. Claims he has straight A’s but he’s a C type of kid. He whispers and giggles creepily behind girl’s backs. Nasty! Least photogenic person ever...always leaves a seat open next to him on the Metro with the hopes of an Abigail, but is just denied and becomes another one of her trolling victims.
by Dora the Destroyer January 1, 2018
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Lauren: Hey how was it with Nick last night?

Vanessa: Not too good, he's got a JP.
by Soup_Consumer March 10, 2022
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