Jonty

Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.

"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."

by Jonty April 3, 2005

Jonty

Jonty is a humanoid shaped alien with four eyes, a blues fan with a raging boner for Tom Trbojevic and has enough foreskin to cover the entire of Europe. It is easy to get lost in the luscious layers of skin on the tip of the mans dick.

Finn: have you ever got lost in Jonty's foreskin?
Amy: of course I have there's so much of it!

by Gibbthagimp June 15, 2021

Jonty

A penis that, when erect, will curve at angles of over 50°.

James however, had a secret. He was the possessor of a Jonty.

by YouRabbit November 15, 2016

Jonty

A jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. Can be spotted usually wearing an Obey snapback with a Supreme t-shirt or some assorted primark Aztec. Has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called Pippa (see tags).

Outlook festival is back to back Jontys.

I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.

Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.

by Daddy Alfie September 6, 2012

Jonty

A slang word for passing wind

1. * phrppp * ewe you just did a jonty
2. I feel a jonty coming on

by jake Green September 10, 2007

Jonty

A person who is often mistaken for a asshole when he has done nothing wrong.

Guy: Oh man, i feel so bad about dave
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was always a cunt to him, he came across as a jonty that's all

by JamesHanna September 29, 2011

Jonty

a skinny white boy with blonde hair he has no muscles at all and he does heaps of drugs and gets into his fair share of fights. rolls people in his spare time

jonty did 8 cones last night

by dopplegangercity September 14, 2018